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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 00:15

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…